palerghost:

why has no one brutally murdered taylor swift yet

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  • Me: Hey, porn industry, do you know what they call a lesbian with long nails?
  • Porn Industry: What?
  • Me: Single.
  • So get with it, no damn lesbian will ever be finger-bangin' another girl with some fake, long-ass nails.
Well i’ve lost it all, i’m just a silhouette, a lifeless face that you’ll soon forget, my eyes are damp from the words you left, ringing in my head, when you broke my chest.
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